Life is Like a Grocery List...Sometimes you forget to add things that you should, or discover later, you absolutely need...Sometimes you scratch things off that you decide or realize you don't really need...And sometimes you put something on there forgetting that it gave you a hard core case of the shits last time you had it, and you have to learn the hard way that it does NOT belong on the list.

This statement holds true to ANY aspect of ANYone's life, it's all in the individual perspective of course:)... First and foremost, this blog is an outlet for me...It's my blog bitches, I say what I want! Second, I may sometimes offer advice that someone may find useful(possibly regarding parenthood, relationships, telling some douche to kiss your ass)...A rant that one can relate to and be reminded that they're not alone...Occasionally provide a little humor, bringing a much needed smile or laugh...Give a shout out to a cool product(No,I'm not being paid to do so)...Rant about some amazing movie or song, or on the contrary, a really shitty one...Praising or bitching about life in general pretty much sums it up. Third, WELCOME...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Karaoke Song of the Month-SUPER DOUCHE lyrics (Rock it to original, Super Freak;)

Sick of hearing/performing the same ol' songs when you rock some Karaoke, I bring to you a solution(yes,I'm a dork). For fun I wrote up these parody lyrics...From the original "Super Freak" by Rick James, I bring to you the revised "Super Douche"... If you choose to perform it, make Mama proud and WORK.IT.OUT:) *Note* When singing this song, do not perform in front of 2 year olds...Unless you want to hear your toddler shouting out, "Dude has got a spray tan, he's a super douche". Ok, it's kinda funny;)

SUPER DOUCHE
He's a very douchey dude
Probably lives with his mother
He will never let his boner down
If you accidentally touch his pants (eww gross)
He likes to wear tight T-Shirts
Size 5T is his favorite
When he makes a move for you it is the right time
To turn and walk away(maybe even run)
That dude has got a spray tan
(The dude's a Super Douche)
The kind of guy you see a lot
(On reality TV)
That dude has got a bad ass ride
(The dude's a Super Douche)
Daddy bought it for him
(and still pays for the gas)
HE'S IN A FIGHT,SMALLEST GUY HE COULD FIND,PICKED A FIGHT,to try to look like a tough guy...Yeahhhh
LAME!LAME!LAME!
He's a Super Douche, Super Douche
He's super douchey(Yo,what up bro)
(Everybody)Super Douche,Super Douche
He's a very cheesy guy
From his pre ripped jeans to his jewelry
And he wears his sunglasses in the night time
Indoors and out
He excessively says "ladies"
He uses shitloads of hair gel
He spends more time at the gym than at a real job
Calls you a skank if you don't like him
*That dude has got a spray tan
(The dude's a Super Douche)
The kind of guy you see a lot
(On reality TV)
That dude has got a bad ass ride
(The dude's a Super Douche)
Daddy bought it for him
(and still pays for the gas)
HE'S A DOUCHE,HE'S A DOUCHE,THAT GUY'S A DOUCHE,so douchey...Yeahhh
He's LAME,LAME,LAME

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A parent's option to get a handle on their kids and that dang sibling rivalry!

‎The other day I told my 9 and 12 year old boys that I'm going to secretly start recording their bouts of sibling rivalry(AKA-fighting and bickering with eachother like whiny little girls;),and broadcast the amazing footage on YouTube for all of their friends and the world to see..They both paused,the 12 yr. old did his "oh crap,is she serious" giggle, and my 9 yr. old let out a nervous "sheesh", while wearing a perplexed expression..We'll see what happens;)

Perseverance;)

When one door slams in your face...Possibly also on some fingers or some other body part, causing damage...Maybe even slams so hard it launches splinters into your eyes and well, you get the point...Another door opens...Even if I have to utilize my Ninja skills, invest in a bolt cutter...Or even go so far as to hire Pam Anderson and her boobs or a shirtless Channing Tatum to initially knock...I will get it open!