A few bits of advice;)

Good advice is like a condom...Sometimes, if you choose to not use it, things could get messy...beyond what can be simply cleaned up with a towel or a T-shirt;)



Life is your dance floor...Have fun, get down with your bad a$$ self, and don't give a shat about who might be watching. If they have mean things to say or don't approve, they're likely jealous of your sweet moves;)



Our lives are not a dress rehearsal, we only get one shot...
So take the stage, don't be afraid, and give it all you've got.



~Catlin~

Life Is Like A Diaper

Life is like a diaper...When full of s**t, it's hard to remember how grateful we should be for its existence.~Catlin~

One of Those Days

Dear Today-So far you've brought raging headache, hurt wrist while splitting kindling, star role in fake commercial for stupid trash bags that break (I was the chick carrying the bag down the stairs then comes the part where slow motion starts-handles break,bag falls,trash spills...but nobody cuts out the part when I yell OH S**T),& a few other bits of lameness...I know you could be worse, but could you get a lil' better?!