LifeIsLikeAGroceryList

Thursday, October 27, 2011

'F**K THIS'...;)

When life hands you a bunch of "F**K THIS" action...'Wrap it up' and find a 'position' that's enjoyable;p ~Catlin~

Monday, August 8, 2011

Some People Are Like Hot Dogs...

Some people are like Hot Dogs...They taste damn good and can be safe in moderation...But inside they're a$$holes and a bunch of other crap that's not beneficial for your well being;)~Catlin~

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I'm not perfect, made many mistakes, sure I'll make more..At least I can admit to and accept choices that I've made..When I apologize, I actually mean it..When I forgive, I do my best to forget and move forward..I'm kind to those who deserve it, a straight up bitch to those entitled..I love with all of my heart..And when necessary fight with all I've got...I'm stronger because of my weaknesses..If you don't like who I am, kindly eff off

Hurry Up and Slow Down...

-Life is short, that's what they all say...
Yet so many are in a hurry to get through the day.
-In the blink of an eye, memories go back so far...
Years of tomorrows seemed so distant, and yet here they are.
-Time flies, so embrace life...Sounds trite, but it's so true...
Don't focus on what you do not have, be grateful for what you do.
~Hurry up and slow down, cause there's so much you could miss...
All these little things, that we can so carelessly dismiss.
~Hurry up and slow down, life has so much to give...
Don't just be alive, actually live.
~Hurry up and slow down, enjoy today...It could be your last...
And if it's not, so quickly it becomes a glimpse of your past.
-Life can happen while you're making other plans...
Live in the moment every day, cause you only get on chance.
-One chance to live, one chance to love...
One opportunity to do all that you dream of.
-Our lives are not a dress rehearsal, we only get one shot...
So take the stage, don't be afraid, and give it all you've got.
~Hurry up and slow down, cause there's so much you could miss...
All these little things, that we can so carelessly dismiss.
~Hurry up and slow down, life has so much to give...
Don't just be alive, actually live.
~Hurry up and slow down, enjoy today...It could be your last...
And if it's not, so quickly it becomes a glimpse of your past.
...So hurry up and slow down, don't miss out on living today because you're in such a hurry for the possibility of a better tomorrow...

X Marks The A-hole

-Most of you probably can relate to this statement from some point in your life...
Ex lover, ex friend, ex husband or ex wife.
-So please share your stories, heinous or funny...
For others your words could be therapy that costs no money.
-Or just bring a smile to someone who can relate to your word...
Cause most everyone liked someone who turned out to be a TURD!

(Post your stories or thoughts on the topic)

EXAMPLE:

Dear Sir and Madam Sausage Wallet
~Looks like you found the one that's right for you, you are both the same.
Lying, selfish, inhumane humans...Perfect for eachother, perfectly lame!
~Misery loves company, you're proof this is absolutely true.
Talking smack and starting shit, don't you have better things to do?
~Mrs. Richard Cranium, your smiley side is more fake than most of the boobs in Hollywood...Damn, you make me sick!
Your nasty ways and ignorant behavior save me the time, cause eventually your own ass you will kick.
~Mr. Massengill, or should I say "Mrs." cause a real man you're surely not, can't stand up for what you should.
You lie and you treat others like only a spineless, insecure, sorry excuse for a man would.
~I will not let you make me bitter, so to pity you I chose instead.
What a sad and hateful place inside your pathetic heads.
~What you say and how you act, I'll have to stay above...Even SWALLOW my pride at times and let it go.
And you will always just plain SUCK...As the saying goes, mean people suck and nice people swallow;)

P.S. Enjoy your lives together, that should be punishment enough:)

OXOXOX-Catlin

I Summarize...Some Advice, the way I see life through my eyes...

-Don't be afraid to look like a jack ass, enjoy your life, take a chance
-Sing, Skate, Play, Ride...Shake your butt and dance

-If your panties are always in a bunch, free ball it for a while
-Life's too short to not partake in things that make you smile

-Laugh, Laugh, Laugh...At least ONCE every day, much more would be nice
-Simple things can be funny, like farts...Yes, FARTS! Gosh, don't be so uptight

-Hey you judgmental shitheads, when you said that your purpose is to be kind and good, you may have lied...
-If God is great then he would want people to marry for love, and wouldn't care if it was a Bride and Bride

-And those of you that like to talk shit and spread what isn't true...
-Maybe if you spread something else, you wouldn't be so bored...You'd have better things to do;)

-Karma is a Mo Fo and if you're a douche, will karate kick you in the face
-You may not feel it right away, but there WILL come a time and place

-Parents, be good to your children, they deserve it and from you they will learn how to live
-We sometimes leave this world how we arrived...No teeth and pooping our pants, so when it's your turn you better hope that they have patience and love to give

-Speaking of children, sometimes you should act like one, don't ask yourself why...
-Splash in puddles, write a letter in crayon, chase big dreams, and remember...Goonies NEVER say die!:)

-Love isn't always patient, it isn't always kind...Sometimes it even makes you break and bend
-But if you feel it, embrace it...You're lucky, even if love kicks your ass in the end

-Time goes by, doesn't wait for you to make up your mind and decide how to spend it
-Don't let life pass you by because you're so busy that to live, you forget

-Be who you are, stand up for yourself...
-But if you are an asshole...You should be somebody else!