Thursday, June 23, 2011
A Toddler's Plea-Location...Time Out
My almost three year old daughter called Jessie the Cowgirl (Toy Story-she LOVES her) on an imaginary phone from time out today, this was what she said: "BEEEP (guess she got Jessie's answering machine;) Um Hi Jessie, I need your help! My Mom put me in time out for not listening AGAIN, I'm trapped and can't get out! You need to get Buzz and save me. Please call me back(pause)YO-DA-LAY-HE-WHO." Those were her exact words, she's not even 3 yet! OH EFFFFFF!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Sweet Dreams Dora!
So, I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night (yeah, I know, Old Fart) and when my husband woke me up to go to bed I found myself wrapped up in my daughter's Dora blankie...I know that I'm somewhat demented and gross, more proof...I was delighted to find that Dora's face was cuddled up to my a$$ and I'm sure I likely farted in my sleep, right in her mouth;) How do you say 'paybacks' in Spanish?
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Poop Soup
Know what's amazing? When your 17 month old craps in the tub while bathing w/your 2 year old, you panic to quickly save them from attack of the floating turds, rescue is followed by shower in Mom&Dad's bathroom, must leave house immediately to make it to older kid's baseball game, you forget about turd infested tub, come home to poop soup bath in need of cleaning. Even more amazing..than the time Michael Jackson came to my house to use the bathroom;)
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