Cat's Rhyme Time Reviews

Movies out on DVD this month:

YOU AGAIN

Females in battle due to mean and catty acts from their High School Days…
Not super funny, but it’s kind of cute in a “chick flick” sort of way.
Betty White and crazy stalker guy are the best parts of this movie, I think…
Kristen Bell’s charm and Odette Yustman’s hotness contribute to making this film not completely stink.
Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis also go to war…
Only it’s with each other not Aliens, or joining forces with Activia to make people poo more.
Will hormones and bitchy behavior be defeated, will they all be friends…
Or will PMS and Menopause prevail, leaving these women unable to make amends?
Of course you won’t hear the outcome from me…
It’s worth a couple bucks to rent, but a second time, this film I doubt I’ll see.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

A Romantic Comedy, a bit far- fetched, but brought some laughter…
Some accurate depictions of parenthood, with joy and disaster.
Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel’s characters initially don’t click, she’s a bit conservative and he’s a little wild…
Then tragedy throws them together to raise their deceased BFF’s child.
Dirty diapers and baby steps bring them closer, of course eventually they get it on…
Then a typical roller coaster, is it right or is it wrong?
I won’t tell you how it ends, will they stay together or file for joint custody…
Was worth a couple bucks to rent, but a second time, this film I doubt I’ll see.

Products:

The iPhone 4 is now available on the Verizon network…
My husband wants it so bad, his Droid fell out of his pocket and ‘conveniently’ broke, hmmm what a quirk;)

Neutrogena Wave makes my face feel pretty clean…
And it vibrates ladies, if you know what I mean;)
But if you choose to use it on more than just your face…
Make sure you use a cloth or something under it, to protect that “other place”.

The New "Revenge" Undergarment For Men

Attention Ladies:Looks like men finally got fed up with being deceived by Push Up Bras and all the other gadgets that provide a SURPRISE when they finally get your clothes off...Saw commercial last night, SlimTs for men...Sweet revenge, now if a guy has man boobs or a beer gut, they slap that baby on under their shirt and WHAM...Sexy Beast. YOU GO BOYS, get down with your awesome undergarment.

Karaoke Song of the Month-SUPER DOUCHE lyrics (Rock it to original, Super Freak;)

Sick of hearing/performing the same ol' songs when you rock some Karaoke, I bring to you a solution(yes,I'm a dork). For fun I wrote up these parody lyrics...From the original "Super Freak" by Rick James, I bring to you the revised "Super Douche"... If you choose to perform it, make Mama proud and WORK.IT.OUT:) *Note* When singing this song, do not perform in front of 2 year olds...Unless you want to hear your toddler shouting out, "Dude has got a spray tan, he's a super douche". Ok, it's kinda funny;)

SUPER DOUCHE
He's a very douchey dude
Probably lives with his mother
He will never let his boner down
If you accidentally touch his pants (eww gross)
He likes to wear tight T-Shirts
Size 5T is his favorite
When he makes a move for you it is the right time
To turn and walk away(maybe even run)
That dude has got a spray tan
(The dude's a Super Douche)
The kind of guy you see a lot
(On reality TV)
That dude has got a bad ass ride
(The dude's a Super Douche)
Daddy bought it for him
(and still pays for the gas)
HE'S IN A FIGHT,SMALLEST GUY HE COULD FIND,PICKED A FIGHT,to try to look like a tough guy...Yeahhhh
LAME!LAME!LAME!
He's a Super Douche, Super Douche
He's super douchey(Yo,what up bro)
(Everybody)Super Douche,Super Douche
He's a very cheesy guy
From his pre ripped jeans to his jewelry
And he wears his sunglasses in the night time
Indoors and out
He excessively says "ladies"
He uses shitloads of hair gel
He spends more time at the gym than at a real job
Calls you a skank if you don't like him
*That dude has got a spray tan
(The dude's a Super Douche)
The kind of guy you see a lot
(On reality TV)
That dude has got a bad ass ride
(The dude's a Super Douche)
Daddy bought it for him
(and still pays for the gas)
HE'S A DOUCHE,HE'S A DOUCHE,THAT GUY'S A DOUCHE,so douchey...Yeahhh
He's LAME,LAME,LAME