Life is Like a Grocery List...Sometimes you forget to add things that you should, or discover later, you absolutely need...Sometimes you scratch things off that you decide or realize you don't really need...And sometimes you put something on there forgetting that it gave you a hard core case of the shits last time you had it, and you have to learn the hard way that it does NOT belong on the list.

This statement holds true to ANY aspect of ANYone's life, it's all in the individual perspective of course:)... First and foremost, this blog is an outlet for me...It's my blog bitches, I say what I want! Second, I may sometimes offer advice that someone may find useful(possibly regarding parenthood, relationships, telling some douche to kiss your ass)...A rant that one can relate to and be reminded that they're not alone...Occasionally provide a little humor, bringing a much needed smile or laugh...Give a shout out to a cool product(No,I'm not being paid to do so)...Rant about some amazing movie or song, or on the contrary, a really shitty one...Praising or bitching about life in general pretty much sums it up. Third, WELCOME...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Pursuing Happiness is like Potty Training

Our pursuits of happiness are like potty training...Successfully reaching the goal is worth all of the messes you have to clean up along the way. And if you've been cleaning up and dealing with someone else's s**t for a long period of time, every step towards no longer have to do so, surely will bring some happiness;)~Catlin

Pull Your Head Outta Your A$$

The people that are worth a damn, are typically the last to leave you and the first you want back when(if)you remove your head from your bung...Tip:Do what it takes to keep the ones that matter most, in your life. ~Catlin

Thursday, June 23, 2011

A Toddler's Plea-Location...Time Out

My almost three year old daughter called Jessie the Cowgirl (Toy Story-she LOVES her) on an imaginary phone from time out today, this was what she said: "BEEEP (guess she got Jessie's answering machine;) Um Hi Jessie, I need your help! My Mom put me in time out for not listening AGAIN, I'm trapped and can't get out! You need to get Buzz and save me. Please call me back(pause)YO-DA-LAY-HE-WHO." Those were her exact words, she's not even 3 yet! OH EFFFFFF!