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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Cat's Rhyme Time Reviews

Movies out on DVD this month:

YOU AGAIN

Females in battle due to mean and catty acts from their High School Days…
Not super funny, but it’s kind of cute in a “chick flick” sort of way.
Betty White and crazy stalker guy are the best parts of this movie, I think…
Kristen Bell’s charm and Odette Yustman’s hotness contribute to making this film not completely stink.
Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis also go to war…
Only it’s with each other not Aliens, or joining forces with Activia to make people poo more.
Will hormones and bitchy behavior be defeated, will they all be friends…
Or will PMS and Menopause prevail, leaving these women unable to make amends?
Of course you won’t hear the outcome from me…
It’s worth a couple bucks to rent, but a second time, this film I doubt I’ll see.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

A Romantic Comedy, a bit far- fetched, but brought some laughter…
Some accurate depictions of parenthood, with joy and disaster.
Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel’s characters initially don’t click, she’s a bit conservative and he’s a little wild…
Then tragedy throws them together to raise their deceased BFF’s child.
Dirty diapers and baby steps bring them closer, of course eventually they get it on…
Then a typical roller coaster, is it right or is it wrong?
I won’t tell you how it ends, will they stay together or file for joint custody…
Was worth a couple bucks to rent, but a second time, this film I doubt I’ll see.

Products:

The iPhone 4 is now available on the Verizon network…
My husband wants it so bad, his Droid fell out of his pocket and ‘conveniently’ broke, hmmm what a quirk;)

Neutrogena Wave makes my face feel pretty clean…
And it vibrates ladies, if you know what I mean;)
But if you choose to use it on more than just your face…
Make sure you use a cloth or something under it, to protect that “other place”.