Vaccinate your children, just in case they decide to attack;)

My two year old is has apparently decided to make a habit of growling at me when she gets in trouble...Awesome. At least she's current on all vaccinations, just in case she decides to attack.

Quasi Arachnophobia

Pretty sure that when a spider is killed (and this is quite obvious when its body consists of approximately 7 unattached pieces which are floating around in the toilet)the chances of it leaping out of the toilet onto your a$$ are VERY unlikely...So why can I not even sit on the seat to pee until the toilet has been flushed and not one lil' piece of the spider is left behind? Even then,I check mid pee to make sure a leg didn't sneak back up to the toilet bowl...

WTF Is Chillin' Under Your Couch Cushions?

Let's play a game, having children or a messy co-habitant is a plus. Oh, and you can only play if you tend to forget to clean under your couch cushions for at least an entire month or longer. Game: WTF Is Chillin' Under My Couch Cushions. My results: Enough cookie crumbs to make an entire cookie, about half a box of dry cereal (pretty sure, compliments of my 16 month old), Mr.Potato Head's arm, a couple of crayons, and an item that I couldn't determine whether it was a dry booger or...something else.

More joys of parenthood;)

‎Today for lunch my 16 month old had a burger, cut into lil' pieces of course. He happily sported just a diaper while eating, attempting to avoid messy clothes and because that's how the cool babies roll;) Many times, when adhering to this routine of almost naked dining, bits of food fall into his diaper. When he'd finished his lunch, I take his diaper off to put him into the shower, and a piece of hamburger rolls out onto the floor. I casually pick it up to throw away and discover, it's a turd. AWESOME.