Life is Like a Grocery List...Sometimes you forget to add things that you should, or discover later, you absolutely need...Sometimes you scratch things off that you decide or realize you don't really need...And sometimes you put something on there forgetting that it gave you a hard core case of the shits last time you had it, and you have to learn the hard way that it does NOT belong on the list.

This statement holds true to ANY aspect of ANYone's life, it's all in the individual perspective of course:)... First and foremost, this blog is an outlet for me...It's my blog bitches, I say what I want! Second, I may sometimes offer advice that someone may find useful(possibly regarding parenthood, relationships, telling some douche to kiss your ass)...A rant that one can relate to and be reminded that they're not alone...Occasionally provide a little humor, bringing a much needed smile or laugh...Give a shout out to a cool product(No,I'm not being paid to do so)...Rant about some amazing movie or song, or on the contrary, a really shitty one...Praising or bitching about life in general pretty much sums it up. Third, WELCOME...

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Quasi Arachnophobia

Pretty sure that when a spider is killed (and this is quite obvious when its body consists of approximately 7 unattached pieces which are floating around in the toilet)the chances of it leaping out of the toilet onto your a$$ are VERY unlikely...So why can I not even sit on the seat to pee until the toilet has been flushed and not one lil' piece of the spider is left behind? Even then,I check mid pee to make sure a leg didn't sneak back up to the toilet bowl...
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