Life is Like a Grocery List...Sometimes you forget to add things that you should, or discover later, you absolutely need...Sometimes you scratch things off that you decide or realize you don't really need...And sometimes you put something on there forgetting that it gave you a hard core case of the shits last time you had it, and you have to learn the hard way that it does NOT belong on the list.

This statement holds true to ANY aspect of ANYone's life, it's all in the individual perspective of course:)... First and foremost, this blog is an outlet for me...It's my blog bitches, I say what I want! Second, I may sometimes offer advice that someone may find useful(possibly regarding parenthood, relationships, telling some douche to kiss your ass)...A rant that one can relate to and be reminded that they're not alone...Occasionally provide a little humor, bringing a much needed smile or laugh...Give a shout out to a cool product(No,I'm not being paid to do so)...Rant about some amazing movie or song, or on the contrary, a really shitty one...Praising or bitching about life in general pretty much sums it up. Third, WELCOME...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Sweet Dreams Dora!

So, I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night (yeah, I know, Old Fart) and when my husband woke me up to go to bed I found myself wrapped up in my daughter's Dora blankie...I know that I'm somewhat demented and gross, more proof...I was delighted to find that Dora's face was cuddled up to my a$$ and I'm sure I likely farted in my sleep, right in her mouth;) How do you say 'paybacks' in Spanish?
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